Bitch, Please (HI)


The dictionary defines “Bitch, Please” as a phrase used to show a person that what ever they are asking and/or threatening is entirely senseless and unreasonable. 

Contemporary Examples:
Incompetent Gym Goer: You better grab your gym bag and clear out of here before you’re ktfo!
You: Bitch, Please.
Cheap Friend: Hey Kyle! Can I borrow $50? I’ll pay you back next Tuesday!
You: Bitch, Please.
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